yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

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"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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